I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
She unfriended me four minutes after we fucked. That must be some sort of record.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
Randomize
