Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Just got mistaken for a cardboard cutout ad in line at Taco Bell. New low?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Dad stumbling and puking in the White Castle parking lot = Father's Day success
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
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