reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
