Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I haven't been laid since Bush was president.
I woke up on my floor...
I woke up with colors of the wind playing on repeat on my laptop...
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
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