you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Im so hungover I just threw up at the sight of a CARTOON CRABBY PATTY
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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