How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Is it bad that I feel proud to be the first one to puke in the apartment? And I did it in style?
You straight up painted the counter with steak, tequila and beer. You owe me a knew toothbrush.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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