Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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