Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Randomize
