So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm pretty sure I said "this might be the last time I'm in here" but then I took his pants off so that's a mixed message
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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