so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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