do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
It's election day and I was just tied up with an American flag scarf
Last night you referred to my vagina as a gym for your penis
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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