ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
So you told me to remind you that you vomited 3 times in the street because you would forget so here is your reminder
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
These tits shall not be calmed
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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