There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Randomize
