Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
I thought it was my alarm clock, turns out it was her vibrator still going off on the side of my face.
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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