drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Someone just asked me if I was chewing red hot gum.... I'm LITERALLY SWEATING OUT FIREBALL.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
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