You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
I was a psycho gf all the time...I'm sorry
I was drunk 90% of the time...tit for tat
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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