If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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