it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
Sometimes you just gotta fuck a has been local celebrity for your 15 minutes.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
My ass is underappreciated
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
20 minutes ago
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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