alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
nothing says "we're all in this together" like the herpes she passed around to our entire group of friends
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I started screaming "MY PARENTS ARE MORMON" at a stranger and promptly proceeded to run into a wall. How do you think it went?
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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