So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
He's coming over, and I hope he doesn't get hungry. I'm sure its not proper protocol to bring one booty call to another booty call's house for the munchies.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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