OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
How can people commit suicide when things like bagels exist
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
I found him on the floor in the kitchen eating cheese and tomato. I mean a block of cheese and whole tomatoes, he was alternating. Thats why your cheese has teeth marks.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
To be honest, I'm more surprised when you're not high at this point
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