I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
this girl walked outta his room as i was walkin in to scottys and i just say " time for the walk of shame baby! whoooo!". she ran away
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
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