Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
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