Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I swear I'm going to walk in one day with you in a ballgag just masturbating feverishly
Well i can't stand the sound of my own crying
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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