We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
So you can text and rub it at the same time? Bravo.
I can do anything and masturbate, if I truly wanted to.
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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