Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
Randomize
