so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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