she told me i tasted like america
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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