I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Santa was walking around downtown handing out stuff at the bars. He gave me a free eyebrow wax. I think he's trying to tell me something
I'm drinking straight vodka and railing lines of adderall while writing a paper about the nature of Jesus. It's 6:50 in the morning. College.
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
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