After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
NoShamevember. You game?
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
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