One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
As long as there is beach, drink, dick, in that order. I’m in.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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