her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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