If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
The thing about being single is like Sunday morning sex is nice but so is Sunday morning eating Nutella from the jar in your underwear
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
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