you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
I woke up with my name tag for work still on my shirt. It was a rough night.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
Ladies don't puke and tell
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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