We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
just cheers'ed a flock of cattle as i drove past eating a burger i bought 7 hours ago. that high.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
