let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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