Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
PS- I just stirred my mimosa with a slice of bacon
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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