It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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