so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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