so i wake up and the chick who i had sex last night left her phone number. next to the number was a broken condom. should i call?
This kid is drunk.
I hope by "this kid" you mean yourself and not some child you have kidnapped and gotten wasted.
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
On a scale of one to everyone dying I say let's aim for a 7
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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