just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
How do you say "I'm not pregnant in Spanish?"
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
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