I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
We found them in a dumpster making out trying to get their privacy
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
he told me he didn't know whether he was gonna puke, pass out, or cum. i don't know if i should be flattered or offended.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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