She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
We're about to have a bottle rocket fight on jetskis. You have 5 minutes to get on our level.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
He's just sitting there staring at my sisters teddy bear hoping it will come to life.
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
All I remember from the concert was leaving in an RV full of middle aged people playing circle of death
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
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