We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
We'll never be able to grow apart now. You can't look at a stranger & say "Yea I ate goldfish crackers off his dick." & just be casual about that.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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