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You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
He threw up over the balcony and blamed it on an invisible garden gnome.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I just need like a magic vacuum to suck everything out of me and then an IV to put good stuff back in
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
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