Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
i think that dennys waitress has my boxers
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I woke up this morning hand cuffed to the bed with three bruised ribs and Amy written in lipstick on my chest... what happen lastnite??
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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