I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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