the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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