dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
Green mimosas i think yes
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Hello, the Less Drunk that has my sister's phone. I am the Moderately Drunk. I am questioning your Friday activities. Why are you not the More Drunk?
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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