One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
If my bosses could see, smell or hear me right now they would understand why its a horrible idea to keep the office open sundays
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
Alive.
So much puke
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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